What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)