What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.