What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.