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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.