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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.