What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.