What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."