What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love