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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house