Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.