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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.