Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign