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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.