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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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One to get in and one to get out.

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When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Ohm...

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Ohm on the range

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Because he has to cosign

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.