Lease Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign