What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

This isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.