What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)