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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!