A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Because his parents are vegetables.
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He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Because his *degree* didn't work!
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
