What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.