What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.