Twin Tower Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

It is italicized.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.