Twin Tower Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What does the tree says in autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Plain Jokes More Plain Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."