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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.