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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"