What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.