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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

How did they get them?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.