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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.