Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.