Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!