Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion