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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.