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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!