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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.