How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..