How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.