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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.