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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)