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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!