What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.