Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
Many hands make light work.
One with plenty of body in it.
Plenty of room!
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Dumbbelldor.
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
The punchline.
Because proper tea is theft.
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Pedi-files
Because they have little patients.
