Plenty Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Real Men Jokes More Real Men Jokes
Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle