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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!