Plenty Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Real Men Jokes More Real Men Jokes

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!