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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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San Jokes More San Jokes

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.