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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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Because they are always multiplying.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Plenty of room!

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...