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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.