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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.