Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.