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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!