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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with