Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.