Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Because everyone was a goblin
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
When it has metaphor.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
They don't.