Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain