Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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A stick.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

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It booked a Tuber.

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Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).