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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola