Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola