Ebola Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola