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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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He had no attachments.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.