What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.