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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes