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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.