How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.