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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.