How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.