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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.