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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

F Jokes More F Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Fire Truck Jokes More Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Uck Jokes More Uck Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.