What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.