How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...