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What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick