What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

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What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!