What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What's another word for double-dating?

Consolidating

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!