Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!