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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.