Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.