Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.