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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.