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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.