What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.