Math Lesson Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Algae Bra Jokes More Algae Bra Jokes

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.