How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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You always end up going off onto tangents.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.