Single Bar Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.