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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.