What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.