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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!