What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.