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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.