Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Rib it...duh!
To help with the cavity searches
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
Baroque
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Dammit
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Agentle breeze!
