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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

Who's there! Agent! Agent who?

Agentle breeze!