How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why are you naked?

Dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Agent Jokes More Agent Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.