Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
When it's becing toad!
There was a frog in her throat.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
When food tastes so good.
Put his food stamps in his work boots
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
