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What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*