What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.