What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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What did one saggy tt say to the other saggy tt?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.