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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.