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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.