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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

Removed

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.