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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.