A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
My zipper
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Her husband's salary.
A 100$ bill
A six pack and a potato
In case your other agus breaks.
Beer in each hand!
