What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.