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What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.