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What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.