What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.