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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.