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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.