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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".