Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.