Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.