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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.