Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.