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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!