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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.