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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.