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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA