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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.