What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....