Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)