Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail