Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!