Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.