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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt