Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

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So they don't get chapped lips.

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Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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He wanted to sing higher!

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Bring two Mormons.

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Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Once in a blue moon.

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He was delighted.

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Take the parent out of the water

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)