When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.