Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"