Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."