Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"