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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."