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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "