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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Mock Jokes More Mock Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.