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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

2nd Base Jokes More 2nd Base Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.