What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!