What do you call a kid with no arms and...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!